Carlos is the kind of guy that keeps you laughing all day long. He is the creative type. Carlos will help you out in any tough situation you manage to get yourself into. He is a very caring person that will do anything for you. He's the kind of person you can always count on.
Carlos, your the best!
by JB2488 November 25, 2012
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The Best and You will get along with him. He also has a big dick. He is super chill.
by Gaamerbeast January 29, 2018
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A sexual eater known to lick his ketchup off his burger while thinking sexy thougths about his wifey. Caressing every crevice of the meat patty with his manly, muscular tongue, making sure no part is left unsatisfied.
dude. did you see that guy? he just ate it up like a carlos!
by mandn123 April 29, 2010
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A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. He treats a woman with respect and love. A Carlos usually has the most prettiest eyes and you can get lost staring into them. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is quite smart
Wow I met a Carlos today
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Carlos is a super chill guy who isnt the worst at dancing. He lends you his jacket because he's super nice and deserves a way better car. You'll probably want him around and would never worry about him leaving because he always seems pretty dependable. He listens to dope music and always has interesting things to say because his opinions are actually meaningful, interesting, and smart.

Hes also got pretty eyes.
"Susana flocks around Carlos because she thinks he's the bees knees"
by Harley_Q February 04, 2019
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A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.
Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”

Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
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