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A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Usually very good at soccer. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. A Carlos has the most prettiest eyes and usually sensitive but good when it comes to sex and usually has a big dick. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is super smart
damn that guy is such a Carlos

oh my god look Ashley don't you wish you had a Carlos like that
by Ashley345679 June 24, 2017
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlos will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlos's sense of character is very keen. Carlos spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlos will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlos, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.
I fell in love with Carlos, not because of his looks, but because of his heart.
by Legends kill February 09, 2016
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The best guy you'll ever meet. He is kind hearted, dependable, sweet, caring etc. No matter who you are what you look like or what history you have with him he'll always care about you. All though because of his kindness he is taken advantage of and gets hurt. He is everything he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He's just an amazing person to have in your life all his friends would agree.
Carlos is the absolute best.
by ZalliWolf101 October 12, 2017
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Your local drug dealer. He’s got everything you need. Opioids, stimulants, phenethylamines, tryptamines, the lot of them. Specialises in cocaine in particular. If you want a discount, you need to do one of two things.
A) Make him laugh, the easier version.
B) Throw sweet corn in his face and dance around him like an indigenous tribe man from Mexico. It reminds him of his upbringing.

DO NOT USE SANDALS.
That reminds him of the dreaded CHANKLA.
Carlos is my drug dealer. 10/10 service.
by TheCornDealer September 09, 2019
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A good male prostitute, the one you would actually pay for.
Daddy can you pay for a Carlos for me, I heard he's really good.
by Rainbow unicorns April 06, 2015
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He’s a wonderful guy, who every girl would dream for. i have a carlos hes dreamy and just mine. he will make your heart go crazy, he will also make you want to have sex with his hard dick.
Omg you’re so lucky to have a Carlos!
by It’s a secret honey June 25, 2018
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