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A Carlos is someone that is always trying to make you laugh with his unique jokes about literally everything. You can’t avoid smiling when he is around. He is definitely the best person to be in class with, because with him nothing is boring. He has a huge patience, as he stands all the crazy girls he has around. A Carlos is also a very romantic person, as Paris and the Eiffel Tower are one of his favourite things in the world. He is a protective friend, hating when other people hurt his friends. Even though you feel sad or in a bad mood, he will always try to make you laugh, achieving it. His photos are the best, specially when he’s not looking at the camera. If your Carlos does something good, you must give him a “Point for Carlos”, and he will answer it with a “yes”. He is, with no doubt, such an icon. Literally, he’s always the profile picture.
“-Policía
-AHAHAHAHAHJSDVNKJSNF”
-Look at that group, they’re all cracking up.
-Yeah, there must be a Carlos in it, definitely.
-AHAHAHAHAHJSDVNKJSNF”
-Look at that group, they’re all cracking up.
-Yeah, there must be a Carlos in it, definitely.
by Macedoniaconpollo September 25, 2020
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Usually very good at soccer. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. A Carlos has the most prettiest eyes and usually sensitive but good when it comes to sex and usually has a big dick. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is super smart
by Ashley345679 June 24, 2017
3
The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlos will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlos's sense of character is very keen. Carlos spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlos will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlos, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.
by Legends kill February 09, 2016
4
The best guy you'll ever meet. He is kind hearted, dependable, sweet, caring etc. No matter who you are what you look like or what history you have with him he'll always care about you. All though because of his kindness he is taken advantage of and gets hurt. He is everything he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He's just an amazing person to have in your life all his friends would agree.
by ZalliWolf101 October 12, 2017
5
One of the sexiest half latino/ half european man you'll ever meet. He has gorgeous brown eyes and the most kissable lips. He is tall, dark and handsome. He is an indifferent, cold person to outsiders but to those close to him he is a passionate lover who will wrap you in his massive arms. An amazing spooner. He is secretly a dork who has an inner passion for anime and is a reckless adrenaline junkie. He knows how to treat his girl and pamper her like a princess. Sometimes being with a Carlos can be dysfunctional but in the end it's a happy relationship. The girl who marrys him will be the luckiest person in the whole world because he is one of a kind.
That girl is dating a Carlos what a lucky bitch.
That boy is tall, dark and handsome...what a Carlos
carlos + kathryn = happily ever after
That boy is tall, dark and handsome...what a Carlos
carlos + kathryn = happily ever after
by Kattylicious December 06, 2010
6
He’s a wonderful guy, who every girl would dream for. i have a carlos hes dreamy and just mine. he will make your heart go crazy, he will also make you want to have sex with his hard dick.
by It’s a secret honey June 25, 2018