When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

To get knocked out by your wife.

One of the most handsome and most genuine guys you will meet he is about 170 cm and is in to sport and loves and cares about his mates and the people around him. He is one of the most luckiest people that you could meet.

to seek clarification or understanding of a subject only to be dumbfounded by the length and complexity of the answer. The victim is left no wiser than when you they first asked the question, and is left thoroughly confused”

Carl'ed is verb in the past tense, in presant tense it is "carling" and in future tense it is to "Carl"

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.