An asexual bitch who manipulates those around him. If you try and argue with him he'll blast your ass with logic that you cannot comprehend. He tends to be very explosive and will even try to harm those around him. He constantly rejects that he's the "Smartest Kid In Class" and usually spends his time alone.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.