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Carl is our future, Carl is our Lord and Savior, Carl is all hope, Carl can cure world wide problems, Carl is the sexiest man alive, Carl is a Goddess
by The one and only Carl April 15, 2020
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A cool, at times stupid guy. Kinda cute. A very likeable person, can be very quiet but finds a way to be goofy nonetheless. A very funny person. ❤
by Its a secret, so don't ask. April 27, 2018
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carl is a sweet guy, he has an amazing heart and is consistently trying to make you smile. carl is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to carl, rely on him and most importantly trust him. carl will try his best to give you every single bit of love you need, he's a good friend, boyfriend and everything you could ever imagine.
never lose him, he's so special and unique. most of all, he's a dork 💖
never lose him, he's so special and unique. most of all, he's a dork 💖
by xoSHLox November 15, 2019
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Derp llama: "CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE"
Carl: "I do not kill people...that is my least favorite thing to do."
Carl: "I do not kill people...that is my least favorite thing to do."
by Amerijew June 16, 2011
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The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.
by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
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an endearing term for a friend or family member that does something extremely stupid or silly and instead of calling them other names, you call them Carl!
Brent: I just lit the wrong end of my cigg while driving and ran off the road into a pile of horse crap!
You: Good going Carl!
You: Good going Carl!
by Dolphins111 September 22, 2009