a fake lying bitch who pretends to be your friend and then they try to turn everyone against you but that doesn’t work so they steal the guy/girl you like
“Wow that girl is such a carissa, she just stole her bestfriends boyfriend without even caring”
by anonymousc3456 August 22, 2018
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A bitch with no feelings, heartless, and bad fashion sense.
She is commonly known as "beloved" in greek witch is the biggest amount of bullshit i personally have ever seen
is that carissa again? she is such a fucking twat!
by 8d1 April 19, 2020
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Carissa is usually a girl who has it all in the beginning and than lets herself go. Once being cute, blonde, with a decent shape, unfortunately that doesn't last. Carissa's usually turns out to be fat, out of shape, with nothing special about them in the end. In other words...plain. Same thing will go for Carissa's personality because this also goes to sh*t as well. Not that it was anything special in the first place. Guys who once "adored" her, don't even look twice at her now. Carissa's karma will always catch up with her.
Guy: Did you see Carissa?
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame

Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.
by yessotrue April 17, 2013
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Bitch that just so happens shared my math class.

Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.

Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.
That bitch carissa is going to school In Harrison county now.
I fucking hate that bitch.
by Somegirllmao March 23, 2017
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Carissa. A nice pretty girl who was talking to my guy Phil. They talked for a long time. They only got to hang out once. They both thought it was a fun day. About 3 weeks later, they barely talked and now she is talking to a different guy name Jake. Phil thought they would have a chance together but no, it didn’t happen. Rest In Piece my boy Phil 😓
“ I might kill myself Carissa “

Phil
by Phillipsucks97 June 15, 2018
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Carissa is a mean bitch but can still get her way with her looks. She's never had a boyfriend but is hot af. She is also super smart but doesn't care enough to get good grades.
She is definitely a Carissa.
by lexiilynnnnn March 17, 2017
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the hottest fucking bitch in the world. the best best friend ever. way hotter than anyone named katelyn(but that's not hard). not a whore(like someone named katelyn). super pretty, could get any guy she wanted. and wayyy effing smarter than your bitch ass.
"Why is Katelyn getting the shit beat out of her by Carissa's bffffff?"
"Oh, cuz she was tryna talk some shit about Carissa."
by Oh, you know bitch :) October 20, 2008
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