A little gay boy who turns girls also gay and attracts lesbians. Also cried in Iceland at the thought of pulling someone.

the best goalie in the world

Man who is unfairly treated by others on Urban Dictionary.
He is actually a very funny man, and shouldn't be made fun of because of his weight, like Colin should not be taken the piss out of because he is losing his hair.

Mariah Carey has the greatest voice of all time, her astounding 5 octave range, along with the fact that she can belt out notes like no tomorrow prove this, she has sold over 150 million copies worldwide, and has had 15 #1 singles, and after 14 years in the music industry she still has a voice, selling power and a big fanbase, amazing.

To do a horrible job at something you were expected to be good at.

(noun, proper name): Overrated, overfed, and inexplicably popular right-wing American comedian--as the term is most broadly applied--who appeals to the same individuals who believe Garth Brooks is a legendary country-western singer, Billy Crystal is a national treasure, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND is the ultimate in primetime television programming, and Sen. Bill Frist can distinguish potential Republican campaign donors from people in a persistent vegetative state.

the method of wanking, unlike the ordinary way, it is where the hand is in the shape of a claw and it moves up and down which can give pleasure.