by lolwutRUSH July 04, 2009
A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.
2. What the gently caress is going on here?
3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
2. What the gently caress is going on here?
3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
by flumpis April 02, 2007
by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006
In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 27, 2010
by qxan February 16, 2007
Where a man holds a woman's pussy in his hand for one full minute or more. can be uncomfortable at first but can become very personal and sexy.
by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009