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Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.
by workboots91 March 25, 2008
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface
"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)
by krissern January 27, 2009
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mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"
12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface
by zak May 12, 2004
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used on the internet created in the gaming comunity.. means i dont care in a strong sarcastic way.
A> I got owned
B> careface
by dj_rodri_ss December 23, 2004
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When a person Says somthing stupid to antoher person, they use it with sarcasum.(A.k.a: This is my care face!)
Person 1: OMGWTF!!111! A TTL NOOBTARD KEPT PVPING MEH IN TEH ARENAZ1!1!!11

Person 2:*Care face*
by Lolmuffin123 September 04, 2008
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a face that doesn't care. mainly used by people from the south of england. used mainly in chatrooms. usually said after a comment that a person has made that has no impact upon someone elses life.
jack:some guy wanst to know if i can play football for his team this sunday.
paul:careface!!
by karl9999 April 11, 2008
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