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Cardboardanno - A Cardboard Piano, A Piano made of Cardboard.
A Cardboard Piano is silent.

Some folk mistakenly believe practising on a cardboardanno to be the first step on the rung to achieving Concert Pianist status.

Believed by some to be a usefull tool in fingering excercises.

The Manufacture of Cardboardannos contribute to the destruction of the rain forest.
As usefull as a Cardboardanno.

Stop playing that Cardboardanno so loudly you dick.

She spent all day fingering her Cardboardanno.

Customs will not let you in with that cardboardanno on you.

He gave up air guitar for the Cardboardanno.

Play the Cardboardanno then, see if I care.
by Newmelodics May 25, 2011
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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