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Just like it sounds. A cardamom is a woman who is remarkably attractive and youthful in appearance, and also has children. She still gets carded when purchasing vodka.
"Yeah I see the brat with you, but I'll still need to see your I.D."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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A green delicious seed that is used in many ways. It has an amazing smell and taste usually used in coffee. If you want a better taste try breaking it .
Kevin: how do I make my coffee taste better
Sarah: just add some cardamom to it
by Summer Gray May 12, 2018
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Kenny Cordova baby mama look too young at the clerb before you take her to the his you gotta cardamom
by Rosycrucial September 26, 2019
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A slang term for a man's small sized appendage.
When the towel dropped, people laughed at Pete's cardamom
by imdimplle February 12, 2010
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A middle class, whole-foods shopping, white mother. Their spice drawers are fully-kitted and their bungalows are usually decorated with Indian ornaments collected from their travelling youths. One typically encounters these women through being friends with their son.
Man 1: "Christ! This farmer's market is plagued with CardaMoms"

Man 2: "I want one of them to hug me and tell me that everything's gonna be ok"
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