To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

the hoe of the periodic table

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

Slang for a firearm

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned