A solid dose of carbon typically used for injecting small metal flakes in to the males urethra. Once injected, the male will continue to piss out the metal flakes. The man will experience an alarming amount of blood and discomfort. This is necessary. Once the agonizing pain stops, he recites 2 verses of the Book of Mormon. (Verses of the persons choice) The man then will eat a child’s asshole up to the brink of death. He then straps the child to a wall and stretches his tender asshole. While probing the child’s mouth with a street sign, his disappointed parents are watching from the sidelines.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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