Top definition
The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.
Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.
by SchwagMd April 29, 2011
Get a Caranoia mug for your papa Abdul.
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
Get the micro marrige neck gaiter and mug.