When on a car journey travellers may use their ‘Car Voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense - at an unnecessarily amplified volume - to other passengers who are barely 3 foot away. The ‘Car Voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.

Your ‘Car Voice’ may be exercised in any circumstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.