When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
by Nintendo Portable Device June 16, 2018
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When you see a. Hella sexy person while u driving n (BAM SLAM) CAR CRASH
Daammm you see a sexy person next thang you know (Bam Slam) ur in a (CAR CRASH.)
by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019
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When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.
by onedayrobotswillcry July 10, 2008
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Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!
"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
by ..wil May 17, 2006
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A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"

2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
by avsfan93 December 04, 2010
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conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.
Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
by shuffleTitan February 21, 2010
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