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start off fucking her from behind. pull your dick out and get it in her ass as quickly as possible without using your hands. then you have to stay inside and "steer" her around the place like you would a ship. But you can't use your hands to hold onto her at any point.
I didn't think she could run that fast, but then I guess she's never done a captain's mast either.
by Pyro945 August 21, 2009
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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