When someone above the age of 17 trys to go to the neverland making him the automatic Dom on the playing field. ( this name originates from Peter Pan's Captain Hook but also has this name because usually the captain stands for Dom and hook for there huge curved penis's that is extremely deadly to the more younger and for that matter it prays on the weak
We got captain hooked last night who even invented him my ass and pussy still hurts
by shovel breaker October 25, 2017
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The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.
I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"
by Rusty Shacklefurt August 14, 2007
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someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.
GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!
by jakeisgay May 05, 2004
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The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!
by chozoelder July 07, 2004
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Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .
Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."
by Ross44 August 17, 2010
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A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
by Stanli March 21, 2006
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