A euphemism for the male genitalia.
Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
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Wanna pet Captain Oates?
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Wanna pet Captain Oates?
by dirty rob November 21, 2003
Seth Cohen's toy horse/first friend on the OC. Captain Oats has a thing with Princess Sparkle Summer's version of Captain Oats. c
by surrrrah November 07, 2006