When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
by Booyakasha! March 29, 2011
by Claire November 15, 2004
What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
by relive2usfate July 09, 2011
by FKRPrints October 03, 2013
when a man in his boxers puts one leg escalated while keeping the other on the floor alowing people to see the mans nutsack up his boxers.
Fred: hey shaggy look im captain Morgan :D
Shaggy: dude thats fuckn nasty put on some pants i dont wanna see your nutsack.
Shaggy: dude thats fuckn nasty put on some pants i dont wanna see your nutsack.
by desmond martin April 08, 2011
Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.
I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."
by Mathers 1 July 25, 2008
A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration
by rtv0587 November 22, 2009