The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.