Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.