Capricorn’s are the best and most loyal people to have around you they will ride with you till thee end and always have your back .... we can be We can be intimidating and manipulative and cold and Calculating but that’s because you either crossed us or did something stupid just cause and we do cut people off with no hestitation cause if you real from the beginning you would have to see the DEVILISH side of us other than we are hard working and get want we want and strive to be the best at any and everything we always put others b4 ourselves and get hurt in the end ...... so for those you trash talked the Capricorn’s you should think twice cause we are always 10 steps ahead of everything we do never UNDERESTIMATE A CAPRICORN CAUSE WE WILL PROVE YOU WRONG EVEYTIME AND MAKE THE WEAK FEEL LIKE SHIT....💯💯👿👹

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."