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- A person who lies and scams others.

- A very frustrated homosexual man.
- "That CapnMarv has stolen my money and ruined my life."

- "Sometimes, when I am around other men, I feel CapnMarv."
by Anyone November 18, 2004
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
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A person who enjoys touching little boys and then stealing their money to feed his fat ass.
One time, at band camp, capnmarv touched me and stole my lunch money.
by Someone December 13, 2004
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