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- A person who lies and scams others.

- A very frustrated homosexual man.
- "That CapnMarv has stolen my money and ruined my life."

- "Sometimes, when I am around other men, I feel CapnMarv."
by Anyone November 18, 2004
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1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
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A person who enjoys touching little boys and then stealing their money to feed his fat ass.
One time, at band camp, capnmarv touched me and stole my lunch money.
by Someone December 13, 2004
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