A Capital Kid is a person who grew up in a positive family unit, parents still together and typically middle or upper class.
Their dress and listen to mainstreme music and clothing labels.
Typically attending private schools playing mainstreme sports.

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife

Listening to your annoying friend named Lyssa asks you questions about a worthless end of year practice exam
And while you're writing your definition on Urban dictionary she stares over your shoulder and argues with everything you put down.

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

A imaginary force called upon in game 7 but has never come previously for the capitals

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.