The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.
Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!

Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.
by Seabald September 13, 2016
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A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.
Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.
by Gang Ginger May 06, 2011
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The coolest CS player ever to live or set foot in my shoes.
"Cap'n Huttah owned you, gtf over yourself."
by Teh Joo October 17, 2004
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A direct reference to anyone about to display the traits and characteristics of our beloved Steve Rogers aka Captain America... a superhero who has a penchant for getting shit DONE.
Friend: "I need to go to the DMV and renew my drivers license."
Me: make it hap'n cap'n
by cipher14 January 19, 2018
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The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!
by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017
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a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart
i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch
by SASUMACH STRAT May 05, 2016
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