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Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.
Crunchitize me, Cap'n!
by Cap'n Awesome May 03, 2005
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Dude one: Bro, that girl we met at the party was topping me off in the bathroom

Dude two: You cap'n

Dude two: Nah deadass
by Kaye.Baddie July 20, 2019
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From the comercial for Captain Morgan (spiced rum)
"Got a litte Cap'n in ya?"
by claire November 15, 2004
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A hot guy with nothing better to do that sit in his room and chat on the internet all day.
Capn what did you do today?
Nothing. (litteraly)
Really?
Yeah, just chatting with some of the guys that's all.
by bunny September 24, 2003
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The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations:
Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.
"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."
by omgwtfbbq October 25, 2004
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an acronym, it stands for Controling Asshole Polish Nazi.

It is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.
CAPN was being an asshole last night. Everything anybody did had to be under his control. I can't stand him, that nazi pole.
by CAPN November 09, 2004
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