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An Asshole in a ball cap. A miserable unhappy jerk who is less than pleasant to his girlfriend...wears ball cap to hide the big donkey head that is attached to his fat human body.
Any town, any time, any place USA you can find some dude acting or looking like a cap dick.
by Tara Jacobs February 01, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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