Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
2
meaning that it is 'of the story' or something that could/did ACTUALLY happen in a story, used by fans and fanfictioners
Izzi: Gosh, Marrie, you really like the Harry and Ginny pairing for Harry Potter...
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book
Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book
Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!
by Guy McCracken April 27, 2009
4
1. A blunt (see blunt, L, philly, dutch, etc.) that is large in diameter. A blunt containing 3 or more grams of marijuana can safely be considered a cannon.
by sherLocke October 24, 2005
5
An ambiguous object. Possibly:
a) a cigar because one end burns like the fuse on a cannon
b) a blunt (cigar filled with weed) because after you smoke it you're head is going to explode.
c) any form of firework
d) a penis, cause after you suck it, it explodes in your face
e) a person, because they could blow you to bits in some way (pwn you)
f) the muscles (usually arm) of a person, because cannons are just bigger guns
g) a firearm, preferablly the one you use to kill the person using this ambigous word in front of you. Don't use this word, people will have no clue what you're talking about.
a) a cigar because one end burns like the fuse on a cannon
b) a blunt (cigar filled with weed) because after you smoke it you're head is going to explode.
c) any form of firework
d) a penis, cause after you suck it, it explodes in your face
e) a person, because they could blow you to bits in some way (pwn you)
f) the muscles (usually arm) of a person, because cannons are just bigger guns
g) a firearm, preferablly the one you use to kill the person using this ambigous word in front of you. Don't use this word, people will have no clue what you're talking about.
by K` October 15, 2005
6
Awesome and amazing guy. Always there for you... and will do anything he can to make you happy. Extremely good looking and a flirt. The perfect boyfriend and the guy that every girl goes to for comfort and advice. Cannons are usually the dreamy guy that every girl would kill to have... but they never admit it to his face. He is always the one you want to be snuggling with because he knows how to handle a girl.
Girl 1: Who's the new guy?
Girl 2: I don't know... but he's gorgeous.
Cannon: Hey ladies (flashes a smile), I saw you too radiating beauty and I had to come introduce myself. I'm Cannon.
Girl 1: (whispers)- figures, Cannons are always the hot ones.
Girl 2: I don't know... but he's gorgeous.
Cannon: Hey ladies (flashes a smile), I saw you too radiating beauty and I had to come introduce myself. I'm Cannon.
Girl 1: (whispers)- figures, Cannons are always the hot ones.
by the human britannica October 07, 2010