1: “Hey, ain’t that yo girl over there?”
2: What? Oh her. Nah we don’t talk no more. All she wanted to do was smoke all my weed and watch Netflix.
1: What a Cannabastard.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak