Boy 1: "Did you know Osama is dead?"

Boy 2: "No way."

Boy 1: "Yeah exclusive canformation."

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you