My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

Thats it Ethan im getting daddys cane!

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

Nicole is really freaking out.

yeah, she's on the cane.

He used kung fu and a shepard's cane on you?