by Derp Candy March 11, 2021
Get the Derp Candy neck gaiter and mug.
Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.
Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
by moozymathers January 15, 2019
Get a Devil's Candy mug for your cat Günter.
B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.
Typical Advertisement
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck
Typical Sentence
Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?
- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!
Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?
- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck
Typical Sentence
Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?
- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!
Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?
- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.
by freeJAMESY April 01, 2021
Get a Devils Candy mug for your mama Riley.
Something that is so enticing that it makes you do it way to much. Over eating or Over stimulating yourself. Something that will cause you to become obsessed and consume too much of it cause it seems like it's so good.
by SEAL June 20, 2018
Get a Devils Candy mug for your mate Beatrix.
When your uncle Danny takes you down to the basement to get a popsicle, then rapes you in the asshole until you bleed
by IAREDIRTYDAN March 09, 2017
Get a dirty dan the candy man mug for your dad Günter.
Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
by drofan November 04, 2010
Get a klutching candy cane mug for your brother Günter.
by Straightpride October 05, 2021
Get a Emo candy stick mug for your bunkmate Manafort.
