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i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain
*conversation between friends*
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
by lukateto12 November 11, 2019
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009