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When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.
Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba
by Altrockman July 04, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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