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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.

The act of releasing on a girls chest.

When a turd comes out so slick you barely feel it but so dense it won't flush.