When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.
by BananaPatch November 18, 2020
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Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.
Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.
by MellyShelly May 14, 2020
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John's hot co-worker is taken, but she offered to be his wing candy when they go to happy hour
by jack tripper 5605 June 28, 2011
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You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018
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Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy
On January second the sky looked like sky candy
by Butterbirb January 21, 2021
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