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Candas can be a cold hearted bitch to some who she fears will come for her. But she is a really good friend to those she loves.
She protects her loved ones all the time. She is a very funny person, but people take her humor as being a asshole . She falls in love easily so she like to keep her distance. If you find a candas, keep her close.
“Mom I lost candas :,(“

“Dumbass little shitty booty boy”
by Stoopid19 January 22, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Candas is a very fat bastard that has no sense of humor at all. She needs special help also by shifting on the floor
God I wish I had a candas for a vacuum
by Bootypop001 January 28, 2018
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