The real name for Brazil. Commonly used by the highest intellectuals.
"Man, I want to go to Candad!"
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Candad is a country in south america located near Brazil.
Fun facts: DuckDuckGo was founded in Candad
I met a ping spoofer in Candad and we ate cheesy fries
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Candad is a country that used to be a country in the North Pole but soon bought by a small town in Brazil. It moved onward and is now an official country that was discovered by a popular YouTuber Skeppy. He claims that it is not the warmest of places but is definitely worth going there for the beautiful waterfalls. The person claiming it isn't a real country is BadBoyHalo which everyone now knows that it not true! A6D also flew to Candad for a short 3 week holiday with Skeppy (mostly to show BadBoyHalo that it is real even though he still thinks it is fake...)
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Is a slang term for Brazil.
Candad? I heard that 14 is the official number despite 14 being unlucky in Brazillian culture.
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Candad is the name for Brazil. It is owned by Skeppy and A6D. The national food are mcdonalds cheesy french fries.
Fun fact : Candad was a communist territory 31 years ago. It lasted very long, but then it lost 14% of its territory in 1989.
I returned from Candad yesterday. It was very interesting!
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Candad is a country created 14 years ago. The 2 9 year old bisectors of the country is Skeppy and a6d. They both have locked up the numpty muffin, BadBoyHalo, for life because he hates french people, hates bald people (even though he's bald), hates McDonald's cheesy fries, hates all of the memes including 9 and 14, and he doesn't ping spoof the spoof ping.
In Candad, all of the citizens favorite food is McDonalds cheesy fries. Everyone there is also bald.
14 and 9 are Candad's most popular number, and everyone tweets BadBoyHalo everyday saying the 2 numbers. They also tweet the muffin the perpendicularity of all of the memes.
Oh, I wish I could go to Candad and spoof the ping spoofing spoofers!
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Candad is one of the less known countries, most people who don't live there and know something about it are actually very intelligent. Candad is located between Mexico and Canmom. Candad is know by the best Internet speed in the world which equals 5.14 Terabytes per second (in some places even more). Candad's most known products are hair cream and MCDonald's Cheesy Fries. Interesting fact is that in Candad you can find a lot of turtles with apples in their mouth. As internet is very good in Candad, they use it a lot, so these are the most popular emoyis: "Japaneese symbol for begginer (noob)", turtle, magnifying glass tilted left or right, french fries, pinecone.
With all that computers in Candad they needed to make their own anti-virus which is called "PineCone Anti-Virus software", and it is developed by famous YouTuber "Skeppy" on 14th April 2014. National hairstyle is bald. So the most important people in this country (like BadBoyHalo, the president) are bald, and they use hair cream which is made in their own country, Candad.
Example: "I live in Candad, I am bald and I like cheesy fries."
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