Someone who is a very dramatic person. Usually male although they may seem like an actual woman. He’s actually pretty cool though. He tends to act retarded and often causes problems because he is so clumsy. They often make fun of people but don’t we all. A cancerlope may fall off of things such as moving golf carts.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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