by Phil Iverson November 26, 2005
by skychair September 11, 2010
The guy in the office who surfs the web more than anybody else, but nobody complains about him. Because as long as he hasn't gotten fired, you know you are safe, too.
by TheOriginalBaconSandwich November 13, 2009
by leahcim September 28, 2005
by Cardan November 16, 2007
Sealing one or both nostrils while voiding excrement in a closed space (as with a finger). Following excretion, the seal is removed. This allows an accurate measure of the space's ambient odor.
"Chicks are the chess of deucin'. Courtesy flushes, lipstick lighters, crap gaskets, digital canary… She presses one nostril shut the whole time, then uses the fresh nostril to gauge things at the end. Like a pregnancy test."
by Enny November 29, 2007
We found some potentially shady shrooms, so Robert volunteered to be our drug canary and confirmed they were totally pure.
by samsonite312 August 31, 2020