The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.