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An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.
Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?
by GlassButterfly May 29, 2015
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.
Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?
by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 01, 2012
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