The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.