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There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
Max: Why the long face?

John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
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by apaver December 11, 2018
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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uhh... Ginger Ale... duh, like totally fool!!
green bottle, with like a shield and shit ahhh.. yea you got Canada dry
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a drink the gods bestowed upon our great nation... america. gives the user large penile enhancments and permeates the essence of hippness, that hot and horny chicks dig.
1. cory had sex with hot girls... he must drank canada dry

2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
by tyler & cory July 30, 2005
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A adjective describing when your trying to sex a girl and her vagina is dry as the winter wind.

2nd definition- When a girl doesn't use her vaginal canal for about 20 years and it literally dries out.
That bitch was Canada dry last night.

Hey man, you heard about that new girl Kelly?

Ya man that hoe is Canada dry.
by Could Say Ton Of Shit May 11, 2009
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