The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.
"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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One of the 112 countries that President George Bush cannot locate on a map of the world - even if the map is labelled. They only teach shooting and spitting in Texas schools. Bush failed both...always hitting his foot, again with both. Must have been the coke.
"Err, I dunno, is it Canada? The Kingdom of Spain? what the hell do you mean it isn't a Kingdom? East Germany? What wall? Who tore it down? Let's nuke'em ! " - George Bush Jr.
by smartin April 29, 2005
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Nation in North America that produced some of the most awesome things known to the world, including the progressive rock wizards Rush, maple syrup, and hockey.
Canada is great. the US hates them for the most stupid reasons.
by BadLieutenant November 20, 2004
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The country north of the United States (yes, I actually said the real name.) I have been there twice, and the more I see, the more I like it. Notes below.
. There are a lot fewer fat people in Canada. I only saw three fat people there durring my two week family vaction in Canada.
. The people have a more fun outlook on life; there is seriousness, but they seem to want to enjoy life more.
. The people are just more helpful everyday (I went downhill biking and a guy helped me get my bike onto the rack, as I was not strong enough to heft a 15 pount bike over my head.)
. Less trash talking, especially in sports, there were no raging fans at the baseball game I went to.
by Open-Minded American September 20, 2008
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The mysterious blank space at the top of American maps where snowstorms, cold fronts, maple syrup, hockey players and comedians come from.
"What state is Canada in?" (Nurse, San Antonio, Texas, October 2005)
by Eugene206 August 25, 2006
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The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home.

Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)
We're bigger and we're on top, if that was prison you'd be OUR *****
by William McCrae January 20, 2004
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