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When you're so unlucky that something extremely bad and impossible happens, this is in reference to a popular Portal 2 speed run by top speedrunner Can't Even where in chapter 8 of Portal 2 (The Itch) the game spawned Frankenturrets in such a way that it calls the game to be softlocked, causing him to kill the speedrun that was on a world record pase, which is so impossible that it has not been documented through the 8 and a half year it was released, the equivalent of dieing of the common cold because the bacteria/virus got into your brain randomly.

The opposite of Dream's Luck
Wow, he sure has some Can't Even's Luck for getting hit by a Lamborghini along the countryside.
by Asriel's Mcfucksause. January 01, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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