He is a large south african boy who eats biltong and drinks milk as his diet. His ass is bigger than any girls and he is currently working at the gym to increase his boob size. He has a massive cowlick and braces and has a thing for Italians with a mix of English. His gf dominates him every saturday and he enjoys it

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.