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1. Someone who takes pleasure in placing their penis in the orifices of a camel.

2. Someone who may be called a "horse fucker" but in the absence of a horse (in the desert) a camel jabber is the more appropriate and relevant term.
3. Someone so fucking ugly that the only chance they ever have of getting laid would be to fuck a camel.
Hey, Brent you fugly Camel jabber!

Fuck me! that cunt is such a fucking Camel jabber.

We were all good until that Camel Jabber got us fucking lost.
by j3tsp33d February 17, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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